Almost

I almost got drunk at school at 14
Where I almost made out with the homecoming king
I almost went on to be Miss Texas
But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day


Not really, but isn't life full of almost. I think I am going to delete that word from my personal dictionary. Instead of almost, I am going to go for already did.


*Well, the first line is true. Snuck vodka from mom and dad and brought to school. Only to get caught by they coach. Yep,it was an almost.